Listen, I get it. You don’t care and I should be watching my man.
Blah blah blah, but... Can you just not fuck my man? Maybe the next time you head into work and see my man you just wait to put on your Fashionova jumpsuit til after work? or Maybe just respect it when he says he's not interested? I know you’re thinking “well, it’s not my fault he wants this?” And you’re right. but damn can you just chill? Maybe send snap-chats without the subliminal messages and kissy emojis? or hold off on the instagram live feed til the morning? or make a rule of thirst traps only on THIRST-DAYS (a play on Thursday) All I'm saying is life would be a lot easier if you weren't as messy as: -A 4 year olds bedroom -Eating spaghetti with no utensils -The backseat and trunk of your car -Congress -Mariah Carey's 2017 NYE performance -That one wig Beyonce had with bangs And yes, I am single and luckily don't have to deal with this shit, but I figured at least one side chick would read this and hesitate .4 seconds before sliding into that DM. #doingmypart Ladies, remember "Birds don't fly with Eagles."
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A couple days before we countdown the new year and on the brink of my 30th birthday, I am deciding to actively rid myself of all the fuck shit from 2018.
This year will always be special to me because it taught me so many lessons. 1. I AM lactose intolerant. 2. Some people will never recognize your worth; and that's okay. 3. Don't let people steal your energy; even if the dick is bomb. 4. Continue to support and uplift the people around you 5. Don't take the bullshit personally ...and for 2019, keep moving forward. Always, keep moving forward. *"Hey Nik, say it for the people in the back!"* KEEP. MOVING. FORWARD. Stay focused and mentally sound. Be selfish and listen to yourself. oh! and drink more water. |
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