News flash!
Your recommendations on how I should look are irrelevant. If you decide to grace me with the wisdom and advice on how to be “hotter”, I'm going to do the the exact opposite... “You would look so much hotter if you lost a couple of pounds.” throw another scoop on that cone motherfucker!!! “You would look hotter if you wore a little make up” I will use a sharpie as lip and eye liner “You would look hotter if you showed off that figure more” XL it is! I have to hand it to you. You really have no clue. What you fail to realize is that the same woman you are speaking with has already acknowledged that booger creeping in the corner of your nose that has been there for the last 30 minutes, the fact that your nails are bit so low due to nervousness and anxiety, and the blaring insecurities you have about yourself and lack of experience with women. So, yeah. I would look hotter with make up, but you'd also be hotter with a sense of self. And ladies and gentleman, that is what I'd like to call a read.
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