Listen, I get it. You don’t care and I should be watching my man.
Blah blah blah, but... Can you just not fuck my man? Maybe the next time you head into work and see my man you just wait to put on your Fashionova jumpsuit til after work? or Maybe just respect it when he says he's not interested? I know you’re thinking “well, it’s not my fault he wants this?” And you’re right. but damn can you just chill? Maybe send snap-chats without the subliminal messages and kissy emojis? or hold off on the instagram live feed til the morning? or make a rule of thirst traps only on THIRST-DAYS (a play on Thursday) All I'm saying is life would be a lot easier if you weren't as messy as: -A 4 year olds bedroom -Eating spaghetti with no utensils -The backseat and trunk of your car -Congress -Mariah Carey's 2017 NYE performance -That one wig Beyonce had with bangs And yes, I am single and luckily don't have to deal with this shit, but I figured at least one side chick would read this and hesitate .4 seconds before sliding into that DM. #doingmypart Ladies, remember "Birds don't fly with Eagles."
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